Now you know why lions eat their young." Captain Phil Harris of the Cornelia Marie

Everybody wonders why I smoke like a *#$& damn choo-choo train!

I miss beating your ass" -Phil speaking to Sig
"I'm glad I'm the ass to beat" Sig replying

You're not a man 'til you've pulled a tooth out with a pair of pliers.

I feel like a one-legged man in an a**-kicking contest.

Now my advice to anyone that wants to do this... is stay in school. Learn to be something, cause this will kill ya. This isn't for everybody, you gotta be a little bit twisted to do this job.

It's like taking your kids out at 11 o'clock at night, giving them a couple of flashlights, and tell them to go play in the middle of the freeway ... this is big time weather and anything can happen.

When the weatherman issues a hurricane warning, there's a pretty good chance you're going to get your ass kicked.

Now you know why lions eat their young.

Everybody wonders why I smoke like a g*@$*#n choo choo train.