I just hope I can get back to dock without turning this sucker into a giant popsicle: Rick of the Maverick

your a hottie with a naughty body- jake harris to captain phil

Try to take a catnap and they set you on fire" -Nick Mavar

did the opie fairies come while we were sleeping." - Mike Fourtner

This is better than sex! No, let's not get carried away--it's as good as sex!" Russ of the Time Bandit

Remember the Alamo. Josh Harris

[As fishermen] we are not afrad of the sea; we are terrified of the water. - Captain Andy Hillstrand

Don't quit your day job for this." Miscellaneous Greenhorn Comment

A skipper is nothing but a deckhand with no brains" -deckhand Russ on the Time Bandit

Stop it, if I don't yell at 'em they don't do nothing." -Capt Greg Moncrief of the Farwest Leader making fun of how deckboss Chilly Anderson was acting during opie season.