It's not a funny ha-ha, it's a psychotic ha-ha.

Squawky's gone.

The only place I want to see ice, is in my cocktail!

We'd rather be lucky than good any day." Captain Johnathan Hillstrand of the Time Bandit

If you can't get your survival suits, you're pretty much a dead man out here.

We're f*&@#!g in trouble! ... we might be getting in our survival suits later on!

So, if you break a leg then I'll throw you overboard!

In the Bering Sea instead of leprechauns at the end of the rainbow you get a pod of whales

i see we have the nicest crab once again, we always have the nicest crab

Watch the truck. I just got that paint job.