Now you know why lions eat their young." Captain Phil Harris of the Cornelia Marie

It's not a funny ha-ha, it's a psychotic ha-ha.

Squawky's gone.

I miss beating your ass" -Phil speaking to Sig
"I'm glad I'm the ass to beat" Sig replying

Everybody wonders why I smoke like a *#$& damn choo-choo train!

I didn`t know it was bring a friend to work day

The only place I want to see ice, is in my cocktail!

That was my happy place... now I got nothin'.

Edgar, bite something!!!

There's a fine line between loyalty and stupidity.