I ain’t got nothing’ but wrong jobs.

I will seriously fuck you up sir.

[George is in a good mood one morning and Roxie doesn't like it]
Roxy: How about a hot cup of shut the fuck up?

Roxy: [after Gravelings tried to drop something on her] You missed me, motherfuckers!

Roxy: So what are you, Rube's butt boy?

George: Why? Did you resign?

Roxy: [in reference to the leg warmers, her invention and the reason for her murder in 1982] Jennifer Beals, you wore them well.

How about a hot cup of shut the fuck up?

The only accessory I have is my attitude

Roxy: Why do I have to have an occasion to spread the love?

Mason: Because you're an ornery bitch who eats puppy dogs for breakfast

(Daisy is sharpening all the test taking pencils.)
Roxy: Sharpen another pencil and I'm breakin' one in your little pink ass.