When you have to lie you have to remember shit, and I really really hate remembering shit.

Do any of you girls work for UPS? 'Cause I couldn't help but notice you were checking out my package.

Roxy, your dress makes me feel funny in my pants.

Fuck off bitchety bitchy bitch!

Roxy: [to Mason who is curled up on a bench at the diner and looking out the window] What's wrong with you?
[Mason blinks in her direction, eyes bloodshot]
Roxy: Are you stoned?
Mason: [looking... more

[talking to two girls]

Mason: Do any of you girls work for UPS? 'Cause I couldn't help but notice you were checking out my package.

Mason: But am I pretty?

Rube: Oh, you're darling. You make my heart flutter.

Mason: [about Crystal] We've got a problem.

George: I don't think it's a problem.

Rube: Gravelings?

Mason: Weirder.

Mason: I've got illegals in my bottom.

Mason: Rube is so old, he probably reaped Jesus!