Dolores Herbig: [to George after checking her online date account and getting no messages] You know, when you are young like you are, Millie, it's easy. Man, woman, bottom, top... sex is a big buffet... more

Dolores Herbig: GEORGIA LASS!

George: [bumping her head] What?

Dolores Herbig: What?

George: [quickly rethinking] Who?

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Delores: I know I act like I have it all together, but I am no stranger to adversity. I went through a rough patch when I was your age. It was the 80's and everyone was doing so much... cocaine. We... more

Delores: I envy you, collating is so Zen.

Dolores: Check it out, Millie! Gollum at 2 o'clock.

[George looks to her left.]

Dolores: That's 10 o'clock! No wonder you're always late.

Dolores: Collating is so Zen, so meditative. I suppose it's the rhythmic nature of repetition that frees the mind to think deep thoughts. It's like sweeping! Whoosh! Do you know where I'm coming... more

[Dolores tries to get George/Millie to sign up for the Happy Time annual retreat.]

Dolores: We only retreat once a year. That's what makes it annual.

George: Why retreat at all? Who's attacking... more

Dolores: Irritable Bowel Syndrome is a serious affliction. Most people don't know this, but Marilyn Monroe had IBS.

George: Is that what blew her skirt up?

George: I'm staying with this guy I know. But he's kind of uh....

Delores: Skeevy?

George: No... English...

Delores: Ew.