Data Entry Guy: Files don't just disappear.

George: They do if you drop them down an elevator shaft.

DATA ENTRY GUY: It's your lunch hour. We'll see you back in 35.
GEORGE: If it's my lunch hour why is it only 35 minutes?
DATA ENTRY GUY: Oh 'cos they did some research like five years ago and I... more

Ray Summers: You're an angry little thing, aren't you?

George: You call me a "little thing" again, and I'll put this fucking dart right between your twinkling eyes!

Ray Summers:... more

Misty: Did I tell you Fred asked me out last week for coffee?
George: And?
Misty: I don't want to have sex with Fred!
George: It's... just... coffee?
Misty: Coffee's code, Millie. Fred... more

Misty: I work here 35 hours a week, and I swear to god, I spend 34 of them thinking about sex.
George: And the other hour?
Misty: Oh, I'm having sex.

You go down with the Titanic, see how you feel about ice.” Penny

Tiny: The only thing we hate more than bad manners is the goddamn fascist helmet law!

Ray Summers: Okay, George. Five reasons men are scum and women let us get away with it. One: we only want one thing. No exceptions. Two: we fall in love with you before we can have that thing and... more

Theo: Relax, son, they're just balls.

Florence (elderly dead lady): "That's an ugly cat. If I had a cat like that I'd sell it to a Vietnamese Restaurant."