Do any of you girls work for UPS? 'Cause I couldn't help but notice you were checking out my package.

Mason: I've got illegals in my bottom.

Roxy: Why do I have to have an occasion to spread the love?

Mason: Because you're an ornery bitch who eats puppy dogs for breakfast

Mason: We're going to play a little Halloween game. Now, I'm going to ask you a question and you're going to answer me. If you get it right, you win a dollar, if you get it wrong, I get all your... more

Mason: It's one o'clock in the fucking morning, what the fucking hell is so fucking important, for fuck's sake?
Rube: Why don't you see if you can use that word one more time?

George: "Hey, can you steal me a car?"

Mason: "First of all the correct phrase is 'boost' George. Second of all, I am not a used car lot and darling you really have to learn to... more

When you have to lie you have to remember shit, and I really really hate remembering shit.

Roxy, your dress makes me feel funny in my pants.

Fuck off bitchety bitchy bitch!

George: Who decides what we look like?
Mason: I don't know. Maybe this is what our inner child looks like when it grows up.
George: If that were the case, it looks like my inner child's road to... more