Betty: We are on the flirting edge of nowhere with 10 miles to go, and I am wearing my Blahniks. Do you know how many people had to die for me to get these?
George: No.
Betty: Five. Five people had... more

It's time to shake things up a bit!

It’s very tempting to think that the little jewels from our lives will bring it all back, but they don’t.

Betty: Oh, and always be nice to that lady at the DMV.

Roxy: I told that bitch that her weave looked like carpet, and now my social insurance number pulls up *two* bankruptcies!

George: Well, I want my life back!

Betty: It's not like you were doing anything with it.

Betty: [to George] I like you, Toilet Seat. You got moxy.

Betty: [taking a quiz] Do you consider yourself exceptionally reasonable or exceptionally kind?

Mason: Exceptionally kind.

[Betty looks at him questioningly]

Mason: Well, I'm not... more

Betty: We are on the flirting edge of nowhere with ten miles to go and I am wearing my Blahniks. Do you know how many people had to die for me to get these?

George:...No.

Betty: Five. Five... more

RUBE: You like falling, do ya?
BETTY: Well, it’s not the fallin’, it’s the jumpin’.
RUBE: I’d feel a whole lot better about the jumpin’ if it weren’t for the
fallin’.
BETTY:... more