I'm a soccer fan first, a person second.

Jon Stewart: John, who is going to take this job as war czar?
John Oliver: Well, we'll know soon enough. This morning, the following posting appeared on craigslist: "Czar wanted, war variety.... more

Jon Stewart: John, this offer... this offer by the President. Uh, Karl Rove and Harriet Miers can speak to Congress, but behind closed doors and not under oath.
John Oliver: That's right, Jon. It's... more

John Oliver: Jon, Jon... I don't think that's what Thomas Jefferson had in mind when he wrote, "The princes who have done great things are the ones who have known to turn men's brains with... more

Both of their first names were President.

You move to confess but they've cut out your tongue as the blood fills your mouth you wonder who, if anyone will be playing the role of the good cop.
(Talking about Habeaus Corpus 400 years ago.)

John: George Washington was an asshole!
Jon: He's considered really the greatest president we've ever had - kind of the quintessential American, let's move on.
John: You're right John.... more

[On not wanting to embolden the terrorists]
Jon: Such an odd word; such an unconventional word.

John: Well, this is an odd, unconventional war. This isn't like World War II, where there were... more

[On whether it is off-limits to discuss Dick Cheney's lesbian daughter]

Jon: John, I understand that personal lives are separate from politics, but in this case, Vice President Cheney is part of... more

Bullshit? Or Bullfact?