Top 10 Greg Sanders Quotes

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I had it all - palate expander, braces, retainer, headgear. Five years of torture, but worth every penny, don't you think?
--Eric Szmanda as Greg Sanders
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So he's a chubby chaser?
--Eric Szmanda as Greg Sanders
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This is some kind of CSI hazing. Make me appreciate blood and semen more.
--Eric Szmanda as Greg Sanders
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GREG: A whiskey sour, huh? Yeah, I'm a "thug passion" man, myself. It's a Tupack thing. (GREG mispronounces Tupac.)

SARA: Tupac?

GREG: So, what does your paramedic like to drink? I... more
--Eric Szmanda as Greg Sanders
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urine a lot of trouble :)
--Eric Szmanda as Greg Sanders
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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down, run it through CODIS, 98 bottles of beer on the wall
--Eric Szmanda as Greg Sanders
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Could have been a rock star...
--Eric Szmanda as Greg Sanders
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Sweet Mary Jane!
--Eric Szmanda as Greg Sanders
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