Kids don't belong in the coroner's office unless they're in a drawer.

Grissom: "Ok Doc tell me something i don't know?" Doctor Al Robbins: "Ok in 4th grade i dropped out of karate class because a kid half my size made me cry"

Doc. singing: "Blunt forced trauma to the back of the skull, fractured the occipital bone. There was massive hammering on the brain, and death was probably swift..yeah!"

Doc: "Her ankles are swollen'' (referring to the corpse)
Catherine: "Well have you ever tried shakin your ass in 6 inch heels?"
Doc: Gives her a funny look
Catherine: "Don't... more

Dr. Al Robbins: You want a breast or a thigh?
Catherine Willows: It's your kitchen.

Leg fell asleep."
-- Albert Robbins (Burked)

And how does an entymologist feel about putting ants to death?"
"I view them as martyrs in a scientist's holy war.

Doc Robbins: Our vic, she's a natural blonde... (looks at Grissom- Grissom to Catherine)

Catherine: What are you looking at me for?

You say tomato, I say cause of death.

(To Catherine)When was the last time you took a nap in Grissom's tub??