his insides are on the outside

[about an elastic plastic]
Grissom: What's it found in?
Hodges: Greg-Sanders-wear.

Hodges: 'Funtain'?

Greg: I'm Norwegian. Thats how my people spell it.

(About a wad of hair found in a drain. Hodges thinks it smells woodsy)

Grissom:: You sniffed it?
Hodges:: That disgust you?
Grissom:: No. Actually it's the first thing you've ever done to... more

Hodges: The Nose has arrived!
Sara: Hodges has the genetic quirk?
Hodges: It's a blessing ... and a curse.

(Playing a Dukes of Hazzard game and Greg takes the safer route)
Hodges: I kinda miss the old Greg. Ugly t-shirts, goofy hair, semi-pornographic magazines...
Greg: Yeah, well, at least I had a... more

Hodges: Heard you had a real sphincer pucker last night. So what kinda gun are you getting?
Greg: Plenty of guns at crime scenes. Cops have them, some criminalists...
Hodges: Yeah, cops make great... more

Desert or no desert, I don't care, she drowned.

Sara: "The National Missing Persons Database only lists four persons in '64 none of which were a match. It might help if we knew where he was from."

Hodges: "Do I look like the... more

Sara: "Hodges, here’s the problem."

Hodges: "You know, that’s just what mum says when all I ask is to come home for Thanksgiving."