Well, you ever try shaking your ass in four-inch heels? Wait, don't answer that.

Oh. Now, how much time and effort went into this? I'm gonna guess five days a week a the gym, low carb, low fat, slow burn, and for what, Nicky? For what?

Gil, only civilians confuse strippers and showgirls. You can't cheat the full monty.

So I know that I've never said this to you guys before, but ... hide the evidence.

I had to see with my own eyes. You're actually autopsying a bear.

Uh, not quite. I spoke with the Ranger. There's no way that a Kodiak bear just wanders into Nevada, so whoever smuggled him in could be charged with homicide.

The eternal question: Why did the man in the raccoon suit cross the road?

Sheered, washed, spun and dyed. Angora's 100% goat. You didn't know that, Nick?

Do you want to suck it? Just to be sure.

It's going to take more than vegetable insults to get us to move