Warrick Brown: Hey, guys, I got a work card hit off of that maple syrup print.

Catherine Willows: Let me guess. Mrs. Butterworth?

Grissom: Max and Marlene, 2E and F. You two are married. Who wants to wear the pants?

Nick: CSI-3 seniority, "sweetie".

(Nick snatches the card from Grissom. Warrick reaches over... more

I don't get out of bed for less than a bill

Sara: "In college I had this boyfriend, and I thought we were monogomous, but one night during the post-coital panty search, he handed me a pair of underwear that wasn't mine."

Warrick:... more

Warrick: "You ever get hit with [a purse]?"

Nick: "No, gentlemen don't get hit in the head with those."

Hodges: "Now, magic words.."
Warrick: "Shut up Hodges?"
Hodges: "No, open sesame."

Warrick: I take it that's not lemonade

Grissom: Gimsom tea. I like to know what I'm dealing with. Doesn't look lethal, does it?

Warrick: It doesn't look like tea either

Warrick: hey, tight suit.
Hodges: actually its not. i've been losing a couple of pounds....
Warrick: no, i mean it looks good.
Hodges: oh

Warrick: "We found the girl."

Nick: "Really? What was her name?"

Warrick: "Tuscon."

Nick: "Ah, yes. Tuscon the capital of Texas."

Nick: "Well, it takes 10 minutes to drive from the clinic to Industrial Road."

Warrick: "Yeah?"

Nick: [smirking] "Yeah, I had Greg run it."

Warrick:... more