(to Nick): Man, there is something so heartbreaking about a woman with raggedy drawers.

Sara Sidle: Why are you throwing phone books?

Warrick Brown: Because a beaker gets glass all over the place.

Elly Brass to Warrick" mmmm you've got that whole Lenny Kravitz thing going on"

A buck ninety- five. Give or take a donut.

Science can explain everything, except luck..and love.

Grissom: Hey Warrick.
Grissom: I just discovered China. (camera zooms in on Chyna's stuffed head)

Nick: That's probably from excessive masterbation. Guy's been outpacing his ability to produce sperm.
Nick: Well, it's just a hunch.

You love me, who you kiddin?

Sara Sidle: If Tyner's dirty, he goes down. I just know what happens when you piss off
the P.D.
Warrick Brown: Yeah, it's war.

Warrrick Brown: Do you know what Grissom drinks when he goes out at night?
Sara Sidle: He goes out?
Warrick Brown: Exactly. Who knows anything about that guy?