(After he finds semen on a couple door handles)
Greg: Trophy condoms.
Sara: Trophy condoms?
Greg: When a stud scores, he hangs his condom on his neighbors doornob.

(Sara and Greg investigate the toilet explosion)
Sara: Well, there's got to be some logical explanation.
Greg: Well, if dorm food is as bad as I can remember, we should consider explosive diarrhea.

Zach: You know how it is, you look like you were a jock in college.
Greg (shocked): Me?
Sara (shocked): Him?

Hodges: The Nose has arrived!
Sara: Hodges has the genetic quirk?
Hodges: It's a blessing ... and a curse.

Devine: My half-sister Candy left me with those bad-ass kids and no money. How am I supposed to feed them?
Sara: You don't look like you've missed any meals to me.
Devine: You know what, skinny... more

Sara: Would you like to have dinner with me?
Grissom: No.
Sara: Why not? Let's ... Let's have dinner, let's see what happens.
Grissom: Sara ... I don't know what to do about this.
Sara: I do. By... more

Sometimes A Dying Whale Is Just A Dying Whale

(While examining a miniature model of the crime scene)
Sara Sidle: "I think malibu barbie did it."
Gil Grissom: "Well then there's a lot more to barbie than just a pretty face... more

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