Sara: "My date got cancelled."
Grissom: "I'm sure he had a good excuse."

Greg: "By the way, do you know how many companies in Las Vegas start with S-U-N?"
Sara: "I SO don't care."

Sara: "You know what pisses me off?"

Nick: "A lot of things..."

Sara: Officer moron contaminated the crime scene!

Genetically we're 92.7% identical with gorillas."
"It's hard to tell where the human ends and the animal begins."
"Well said."
-- Teri Miller and Sara Sidle... more

Sara Sidle: Why do we always eat here?
Greg Sanders: Open 24 hours.
Sara Sidle: Everything in Vegas is open 24 hours.
Greg Sanders: It's tradition
Nick Stokes: [walks in from car] Mmmm.... more

Greg: "Well, speaking on a meta-level ... isn't it obvious? The overbearing patriarchal structure of modern organised sports represents a socially palatable sublimation of what Jung refers to as... more

Greg: "Squirrels love 'em... they get tossed at dodger stadium and they make a hell of a butter."
Sara: "You're nuts, you know that."
Greg: "Exactamundo. Peanuts! Right... more

Sara: Hi.
Nick: Hey.

Sara: What are you doing?

Nick: Well, I read about this farmer in Canada who killed a bunch of women and fed them to his pigs.

Sara: Oh.

Nick: Yeah, their health... more

Nick:: You sure you don't want me to do this?
Sara:: Are you kidding? I live for this. I mean, Shelley Stark and I are the same height and weight.
Nick:: Yeah, but you're taller, thinner.... more