Warrick: "We found the girl."

Nick: "Really? What was her name?"

Warrick: "Tuscon."

Nick: "Ah, yes. Tuscon the capital of Texas."

Hodges: "I didn't page you."

Nick: "No. I just figured I'd come by."

Hodges: "You're checking up on me again."

Nick: "No, I'm checking up on my... more

Grissom: I just got a page from James Watson.

Nick: And I got one from Francis Crick. What's going on, Greg?

Greg: Well, as you both know, Watson and Crick are the granddaddies of DNA.... more

Nick: "Well, it takes 10 minutes to drive from the clinic to Industrial Road."

Warrick: "Yeah?"

Nick: [smirking] "Yeah, I had Greg run it."

Warrick:... more

Grissom: Nick, give me that apple.

Nick: [looks at the apple he's been eating] "But I didn't get any lunch... "

Grissom: "You're not supposed to be eating in here so give... more

Nick: "You need a girlfriend."

Archie: "You first."

Nick Stokes: [enters the room] Crop circles? [laughs] Come on, Super Dave. Wasn't the alien autopsy embarrassing enough?
David Phillips: Given the circumstances, alien was not an unreasonable... more

Sara: Mr. Fairmont was staying in Murder Central."
Nick: "Murder Central?"
Sara: "You never heard that phrase?"

Catherine Willows: Sheered, washed, spun and dyed. Angora's 100% goat. You didn't know that, Nick?
Nick Stokes: Must be a chick thing.

I guess we're going with the flying car theory.