Sara: "Hey, hey Nick. Congratulations on your almost promotion. You really deserved it."

Nick: Wow, that was really hard for you, wasn't it."

Sara: "Yeah, it was."

Grissom: Max and Marlene, 2E and F. You two are married. Who wants to wear the pants?

Nick: CSI-3 seniority, "sweetie".

(Nick snatches the card from Grissom. Warrick reaches over... more

Blood is like my grandfather, it never lies

Sara: What am I… working food and beverage at one of the hotels? I haven’t a day off in three weeks. I mean if they’re gonna call me in, throw me a bone. Give me the 419 on the... more

There are some people you're supposed to be able to trust.

Y'all is plural - believe me, I use the word a lot.

Warrick: "You ever get hit with [a purse]?"

Nick: "No, gentlemen don't get hit in the head with those."

No ma'am, we're not dancers.

Wendy: "The unknown was XX."

Nick: "The miniature killer's a woman?"

Grissom: "Here you go, ladies. Breathe deep."
(Holds a scent pad up for two hound dogs and they take off.)
Nick: "Woah! Are we supposed to be able to keep up with... more