The funny thing about choices, once you make 'em, you have to live with 'em.

Nick: [sarcastically] Aww, want me to make you a bottle and go night night?
Warrick: Aww, want me to clock your jaw and make you go night night?

Excuse me buttercup".

Greg: Wish I had one of these back in high school.
Nick: What's that, a letter jacket?
Greg: No. No, a love shack. Back seat of my car got real old, real fast. I was getting so much play my senior... more

Nick: Come for a wedding, stay for the funeral. Why do we always eat here?
Greg: It's tradition.
Sara: Ah tradition. Like becoming property exchanged between your father and your husband.
Nick:... more

Greg: Every time I come to the desert I see porno mags. Who brings spankables out here?
Nick: It's probably just trash... blown in from off the street.
Greg: Porn isn't trash. They're heirlooms... more

Greg (Holding a swab Nick gave him): So this is it, huh? The 8,000 dollar Q-Tip.
Nick: Well, you're the chemist. I just need to know what knocked the
old man out.
Greg: In 20 seconds, this'll give... more

(Nick is examining a car)
Greg: Is this the car the guy was killed in?
(Nick is clearly startled)
Nick: He was killed in the warehouse. And don't sneak up on a person like that!
Greg: Now you... more

She took a bus instead. Case solved.

So, I hear your missing person was a painting."

"At least we solved ours!"

"Oh hooo"

"Keep walking.