Hey, leggo my Greggo.

Sara: "You know what pisses me off?"

Nick: "A lot of things..."

(To Warrick) "Excuse me, Buttercup."

[Nick is looking for a victim's severed head]
Gil Grissom: Hey Nick!
Nick Stokes: Yeah?
Gil Grissom: I think I found a toupee. Our vic may be bald.
Nick Stokes: Thanks. That will help me... more

Sara Sidle: Why do we always eat here?
Greg Sanders: Open 24 hours.
Sara Sidle: Everything in Vegas is open 24 hours.
Greg Sanders: It's tradition
Nick Stokes: [walks in from car] Mmmm.... more

Grissom: "I found scat."
Nick: "He wiped his own a**?"
Grissom: (laughing) "No Nick, scat..."

Nick: That's probably from excessive masterbation. Guy's been outpacing his ability to produce sperm.
Nick: Well, it's just a hunch.

Medicine is about healing, hope is abut prayer, that should be free.

Nick: Romantic is sending flowers, not bogarting her skin cells.

Greg: Ahh, that's boring.

Warrick: Fire in the hole! (Warrick fires gun)

Nick (flinching): You're supposed to let me get these things on. (he indicates the muffs around his neck)

Warrick: Hey, you were supposed to be... more