Sam: I never wanted to involve you personally or professionally in any of my business.

Catherine: Business? You don't have a business. You're a thug in thousand dollar shoes! (Sam slaps her across... more

Ecklie: Sara, what do you think?

Sara: I agree with Grissom.

Ecklie: Of course you do.

Miscellaneous Character: No someone killed my daughter.
Grissom: I'm sorry but no one did. it was an accident.
Miscellaneous Character:Says you
Grissom: Says the evidence

Victims Friend: "Sure, but theres nothing on it"

Warrick: "That's ok... We know magic"

Gil: Come over here, I'll need your eyes.
Scientist: As long as they can stay in my head

Clown Boss: I never thought Doodles would try to stiff me!
Sara: Actually, he was the one that got stiffed.

Hey, most husbands who buy lingerie expect that they're the ones who're going to be enjoying it." Detective Vartan

Lady Heather: "Sex pays a lot better than death."

Catherine Willows: "Plus, the outfits are cooler."

Vincent: "You ever hear the expression pissing up a rope?"

Sara Sidle: "Not in a scientific context, no."

Vincent: "Well, I don't know if you can urinate up a rope but... more

Grissom: You know, in Vegas, we would speculate that that call came from a lady friend. An escort. A hooker.

Jack Malone: In New York, we just call them hoes.