Pilot episode. Charlotte to Grissom: "You wanna be different? Pin me against a wall. Lay one on me like you mean it."

Pikins- "Are you two string beans gonna try to stop me?"

Catherine- " It's gonna take more than vegetable insults to get us to move"

(Pikins walks off)

Sara- "This... more

Lady Heather- "Say the magic word"

Brass- "Warrant?"

Construction manager-" Your not married are you?"

(Catherine looks at him)

Construction manager- "Divorced"

Warrick Brown: What did you talk about?
Evan Peters: All right, get this. She tried to tell me that God got her pregnant.
[laughs]
Evan Peters: I mean, if that's true, the big guy owes me an... more

Look into the mouth of a person, and you find lies there like maggots waiting to grow wings.

-- Ernie Dell

Jim Brass: Let me get this straight, Larry. An old man refuses to let you steal his money,
so you jack a Hummer and try to run over his taco stand?
Lawrence Lafontaine: Maybe.
Gil Grissom: I... more

Jim Brass: We've got a problem here

Hotel manager: What?

Jim Brass: Your handwriting sucks

Lady Heather: Captain Brass would like to know where I was last night.
Grissom: She was here. With me.

Suspect (to Greg): Ya, you, you look like you were a jock in college.

Greg: me?

Sara: Him?!