Archie: Oh Serina, you can defrag my hard drive any time

Holly Gribbs: No offense, but I don't think I want to eat anything that's been in this office.

Lady Heather: Do you like my lipstick ?
Grissom: What ?
Lady Heather: When i move away you bring me closer ... when im close you look at my lips. Are you losing your hearing ?

Lady Heather: Unfortunately the language we speak in here doesn't necessarily translate to the world out there.
Gil Grissom: No, in here, the submissive has the power... all he has to do is say the... more

Grissom: "Could you take off your jacket and roll up your sleeve? I need a pint of your blood. It's customary for all new hires. "
Gribbs: "What for?"
Grissom: (scoffs) "So... more

Grissom:: I thought you'd want to know what happened to Wendy.
Mimosa:: I appreciate your telling me. Killed by someone in our own community. As if we don't have enough enemies. Her parents never... more

Zach: You know how it is, you look like you were a jock in college.
Greg (shocked): Me?
Sara (shocked): Him?

Nick: What's going on out here?
Police Officer: Well, an anonymous 911 caller reported body parts in this area. I rolled, and found this. (Shines flashlight on a pile of intestines)
Nick: Mmm,... more

(Nick is buried alive and he listens to the tape left for him)
Mr. Gordan (on the tape): Hi, CSI guy. You wondering why you're here? Becuase you followed the evidence because that's what CSI's do.... more

Devine: My half-sister Candy left me with those bad-ass kids and no money. How am I supposed to feed them?
Sara: You don't look like you've missed any meals to me.
Devine: You know what, skinny... more