Suspect: I'm the kind of person who buys his daughter a puppy for her 8th birthday. then the next day, he's backing out of his drive way and

Brass: No, don't tell me you backed over the... more

Rory Kendal: I got the flu.
Sara: If that's true, then your urine will be sulfural-flouride-free.
Greg: But if you're lying, "urine" big trouble.

Misc. to Gil: Fat girl, gay guy. It's not unheard of.

working girl to nick stokes: how come everytime we meet, your asking me to take my clothes off?

Drops: One big happy family, huh?

Brass: I got a feeling I'm gonna regret this.

Nick: I already do.

MAX: Hey Jim, Cathy and I are just getting reacquainted. Will Gilbert be stopping by?"

Grissom: I'm sorry, you look lost.
Sheriff Atwater: I've been calling your cell.
Grissom: We get bad reception here in CSI. Listen, if this is about dinner I'm free next week. I'll be having the... more

Sara: I smell

Guy: Not that bad

Sara: Problem is it's human fat, reduced, which has attached itself to my follicles and pores *pause* you dont look good...

Suspect: So you think this was something other than suicide?

Brass: I think you better drop the accent

Suspect: I can't, I'm British

Mandy: I hypothetically called your mother and explained the situation. What a crier.