(Camera Man) So do you think that all these forensic shows are making criminals smarter

(Grissom) People learn from science.... its all on how one uses it

Grissom: You're very good. You could work for me.
Lady Heather: You want to be my boss?"
Grissom: You never know. We both might learn something.
Lady Heather: Oh, I'm sure of that.

Ecklie: Look, I don't wanna play any games here, this is as difficult for me as it is for you. So, let's just get this over with, shall we? Okay, then, this is an adminstrative inquirey. You and your... more

Sheriff: "Naked guy running around in the desert. May not be so unusual where you come from, but out here it gets our attention."

Doesn't it piss you off to put all your hard work in the hands of 12 people too stupid to get out of jury duty?

Lady Heather: It's people who don't come to places like this that I worry about. The ones who don't have an outlet. Say ... someone like yourself.
Grissom: Oh, I have outlets. I read. I study bugs.... more

Lady Heather: So, this is work?
Grissom: Yes, but I value your insight.
Lady Heather: I'm flattered...but you already seem to know the answers to your questions. You keep me in proximity when I... more

Brass: So you try to hold up a guy and then he takes you out, so you steal a Humvee and try to run cown his taco stand?

Suspect: Something like that

Grissom: I think that's the stupidest thing... more

Grissom: Is it true that they tie up the bull's testicles to make it kick more?

Bull Owner: Well of course does. If I tied up your testicles, wouldn't you want to kick them off? (Grissom stops in... more

Officer: Looked like blood, called it in



Grissom: I'll know in a minute



Officer: Well



Grissom: Yeah its blood...I hope they're in Mexico