Hodges: 'Funtain'?

Greg: I'm Norwegian. Thats how my people spell it.

Sweet Mary Jane!

When you say jump, I say how High...

For the record, I enjoy having a penis.

Coulda been a rockstar." "There's still time, Greg.

Greg (to Sara during an experiment): You know, this is like a dream I had once, except it wasn't in a garage and Grissom wasn't watching.

I found somthing on your butt."

" Greg were you looking at my butt again?"

" Yes I was.

I can't see you... I recognise that Sidle scent.

SARA: What do you have, Greg?

GREG: Well, maybe she had the "munchies". Tox screen came back. Mrs. Lambert
tested positive for cannabis sativa.

SARA: Grass?

GREG: ... more

It's been 24 minutes, Greg. When's this thing going to be done?"
"Well, with all due respect, sir, it's not a baked potato."
-- Gil Grissom and Greg Sanders