Warrick: I found her naughty drawer.
Greg: My favorite part of any bedroom search.

Warrick- You know that flash drive I found... well it was a little more than meets the eye.

Greg - You mean it was a transformer.

Greg Sanders: All work and no play makes Greg a dull boy.
Gil Grissom: All play and no work makes Greg and UNEMPLOYED boy.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, you swab one down, run it through CODIS, 98 bottles of beer on the wall.

Greg: Grass? So 70's man, sticky green, the dank, the chronic, the crush, the happy stick, the wacky tobacky.

I had it all - palate expander, braces, retainer, headgear. Five years of torture, but worth every penny, don't you think?

So he's a chubby chaser?

This is some kind of CSI hazing. Make me appreciate blood and semen more.

GREG: A whiskey sour, huh? Yeah, I'm a "thug passion" man, myself. It's a Tupack thing. (GREG mispronounces Tupac.)

SARA: Tupac?

GREG: So, what does your paramedic like to drink? I... more

Could have been a rock star...