Greg: "Hey Grissom, when you went to college did you live in the dorms?"

Grissom: "Surely you jest."

Catherine: "Ritalin, valium, and the grandma's a liar."

Greg: "Pants on fire."

UR-INE big trouble.

I could have been a rockstar.

Greg Sanders: I'm afraid I don't have time for your humour, Ecklie has a multiple, Warrick tells me his home invasion is top of the heap and I'm still backed up with Catherine's no suspect rape. It's... more

Grissom: This table is cracked and we have what appears to be ejaculate.
Greg: Me too. This guy was a machine.
Grissom: And he got around. (nods towards the broken table) Have Sara process the... more

Sara: You didn't beep me for a magic trick.
Greg: Swami doesn't do magic tricks, Swami is here to reveal all your DNA secrets
Sara: I'm very busy Greg.

Greg (Laying beat up, on the ground): You should process the scene now, me later.

Sara (Almost crying): I came here for you, Greg.

Sara: Why isn't there a medic on Greg?

Sofia: He's been stabilized. Sara, he's gonna be okay.

(Sara walks over to where Greg is lying and brushes hair out of his face)

Greg: Sara.

Sara: I... more

Sweet Mary Jane!