It's sad isn't it Doc? Guys like us. A couple of middle aged men who have allowed thier work to consume thier lives. The only time we ever touch other people is when we're wearing our latex gloves.... more

If latex rubber and cooking spray went on a blind date, how would the night end?

We all live in glass houses, so we have to be careful where we take our showers

But you believe your God forgives murder? If that's your defense, it won't keep you out of jail.

The evil men do always lives after them. The good is often interred with their bones.

Most mammals only copulate seasonally.

Mr Wilsonwould you mind if I fingerprint your spiggot?"
"Well no-ones ever asked me that before

Which of the 7 deadly sins aren't represented here?

The Evidence Never Lies.

I am sure if there is something out there looking down on us from somewhere else in the universe, they're wise enough to stay away from us.