BRASS: So dump the body, raid the refrigerator.

GRISSOM: Maybe they had an appetite for murder.

Grissom: You dont have a personal life?
Catherine: Write this down. I haven't had sex in 6-- No, seven monthes!
Grissom: How can i help?
(Catherines eyes widen)
Grissom: You. Advance, i mean.

[Grissom] The phrase we're trained to offer them, 'I'm sorry for your loss,' as we know now, doesn't offer much.

as long as you can screw a nut on it, it's a screw

God, Sara, I have so many unanswered whys.

When exactly did war become a party?

Twelve strangers ... stuck in a room with no exit. It's like Sartre said: 'Hell is other people.'

Fur and loathing in Las Vegas.

Why show up for work on the day you kill yourself?

There are three things in life people like staring at: a rippling stream, a fire in a fireplace and a zamboni going round and round and round.