(regarding a squirrel autopsy)
Grissom: Go ahead, you can sew him up.
Hodges: Will do. And I'll notify next of kin, too.

in a standoff with the police -- a guy gets shot in the chest, runs back into his burning house inhaling smoke as he goes. The roof collapses the air conditioning unit falls on his head, he dies.... more

Grissom: Amazing how the sight of blood can clear a room

Look, we need you to stop skritching or yiffing or whatever

Catherine: Now, tell me, why are we here?
Grissom: Cause it's the only place within 10 miles of Calville Bay that serves calamari.
Catherine: And you know this because?
Grissom: I come here for... more

Freud said that the only unusual sexual behavior was not to have any at all. After that, it was only a matter of opportunity and preference.

Grissom: If you need someone to talk to...
Hodges: Yeah. When's a good time?
Grissom: We have a psycologist here on Tuesdays and Thursdays

(Looking at the body of a woman who fell down the stairs)
Catherine: What are you thinking?
Grissom: Led Zepplin. Stairway To Heaven.

Grissom: Crazy or not, here we come!

Lady Heather: Do you like my lipstick ?
Grissom: What ?
Lady Heather: When i move away you bring me closer ... when im close you look at my lips. Are you losing your hearing ?