Grissom: Heather, I'm saying stop.

Brass: So you try to hold up a guy and then he takes you out, so you steal a Humvee and try to run cown his taco stand?

Suspect: Something like that

Grissom: I think that's the stupidest thing... more

Grissom: Is it true that they tie up the bull's testicles to make it kick more?

Bull Owner: Well of course does. If I tied up your testicles, wouldn't you want to kick them off? (Grissom stops in... more

Cathrine: Didn't Shakespear say lets kill all the lawyer.
Grissom: Yea Henry the 6th. Where is he when we need him.

Officer: Looked like blood, called it in



Grissom: I'll know in a minute



Officer: Well



Grissom: Yeah its blood...I hope they're in Mexico

Sara: Clothing, $85. Earrings, $30. Latte, $4. Getting away with murder...
Grissom: Priceless

Aristotle said something about the whole being more than the sum of its parts. Of course, he never worked in a chop shop. We want all the parts.

Doc Robbins to Grissom: And how does an entomologist feel about putting ants to death?

Grissom: I view them as martyrs in a scientist's holy war.

Nick: "My name is Nick Stokes. If anyone finds this tape, turn it in to Las Vegas PD. There should be a reward. Mom...Sisco...I know this is a lousy way to say goodbye but it's all I got. I love... more

Greg Sanders: All work and no play makes Greg a dull boy.
Gil Grissom: All play and no work makes Greg and UNEMPLOYED boy.