GRISSOM: You okay?

GREG: Hell no, I'm not okay. Who the hell's shooting at us?

Beauty is truth, truth, beauty. That is all you know on earth and all you need to know -- except cause of death.

There are two types of male oysters, and one of them can change genders at will. And before man crawled out of the muck, maybe he had the same option. Maybe originally we were supposed to be able... more

It's all yours my dear

why did the racoon cross the road?

Let me tell you something, Humbert. You're twice the age of these kids, and half of them couldn't find their own ass wih a map. You prey on innocent children, concocting God-knows-what from... more

Grissom- She take her bags, or any of her belongings....
Brass- Or the taxi she called.
Grissom-that's like going to the vet without your dog.

Grissom: ...Sex without love is...sad.

Sara: Well, I'm pretty sure I don't make you sad.

Grissom: No...you make me happy.

Jesus died for our sins, but what sin did she die for?

If you're watching the clock, you're not watching the case