(Camera Man) So do you think that all these forensic shows are making criminals smarter

(Grissom) People learn from science.... its all on how one uses it

Catherine and Grissom are in the break room
Sara: "Grissom can you come and tape me up?"
Grissom: I love my job."
Catherine: "It shows"

I was with Warrick on his last day.All the qualities that define him, his teneciousnes, his deep sense of loyalty, his courage to risk his life for what he knew was right. All those trades were with... more

We're a fat country, Nick.

Greg Sanders: I'm like a sponge- I absorb stuff.
Gil Grissom: That's my line.
Greg Sanders: I know. I absorbed it.

Warrick: Where'd you get the blood?
Grissom: The new girl. Want to donate?
Warrick: Hell, no.

Gil Grissom: Did you hear the one about the cop and the monkey who walk into a bar?

Catherine Willows: I'm not in the mood.

Gil Grissom: Neither was the monkey.

Grissom: You're very good. You could work for me.
Lady Heather: You want to be my boss?"
Grissom: You never know. We both might learn something.
Lady Heather: Oh, I'm sure of that.

Catherine: I'm the senior CSI here

Grissom: Uh-uh. I'm the senior CSI here.

Grissom: "I come here for calamari"
Catherine: "Alone?"
Grissom: "No, sometimes I have a beer with it.