By the way, the definition of "retard" is "to hinder" or "to hold back". I think your life is about to become "retarded".

I don't trust people, they tend to lie. Evidence nevers lies.

Grissom: It's a Bat gate, keeps people out and lets bats in."

Nick: "Who puts the gates in?"

Grissom: "BAT MAN."

Grissom: Question. You come home, see your husband lying in the driveway, what do you do?
Greg: ...Is that a trick question?

What we are never changes, but who we are never stops changing

Anybody who is great at anything, does it for their own approval.

Catherine: Definitely a crime of passion.

Grissom: You think a female did this?

Catherine: I could have.

Grissom: I'm scared of you.

according to Freud, the only abnormal sexual behavior is to have none at all

Maybe we should get married

Warrick - Hey Grissom, who brings a gun to a knife fight?

Grissom - The winner?