Cath: Home Pregnancy Test.

Doc.: It's ten times cheaper than at our medical supply company...And just as accurate.

Cath: Keeping your eye on the bottom line. I find that-

Doc.: ... more

It's a wild animal covered with potentially biohazardous material, with claws. Rabies, scrabies, AIDS, hepatitis, I'm thinking of this suit as a giant rubber glove."
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You say tomato... I say cause of death!

The Doc: Get it out of your system!

The Dave: No sign of sexual drama!"

Dr. Al Robbins: I'll know more later.
Gil Grissom: You always tell me that.
Dr. Al Robbins: Yes, I do.

Doc Robbins- "I once saw him do a Y with a scalpel in one hand and a hot dog in the other"

Keppler-"So I take it he wasn't known for his rigorous analysis"

Doc... more

I can see his brains through his nasal cavity. Thats cool.

ROBBINS: David, he doesn't look prepped. What's taking so long?

DAVID PHILLIPS: I can't get the helmet off.

DAVID PHILLIPS: "You know, we're getting kind of backed up in here."

ROBBINS: "The only one I hear complaining about it is you."

Dr. Robbins: "Where's his head, David?"

David Phillips: "We haven't found it yet."

Grissom: "Day shift."