Doc Robbins to Grissom: I'm allergic to red ants, you know.

Grissom: Yeah? I put them on my eggs.

Robbins: If they're dead, I hope.

Kamikaze Grandma.

Doc Robbins: Reminds me of jaws where you open the stomach and all weird things come out…

Grissom:You found a license plate?!

Doc Robbins: Maybe I've got a black imagination, but why would you need a straw at a sex club?

Grissom: Well, it's not a sex club, actually, it's a fetish club.

Doc Robbins: There's a... more

Hey. Great room. Great table. I could use this. Lay out all the body parts. Get a real overview. Is that a light under there?

ROBBINS: When you isolate the toxin you'll have a better idea where it came from. Nick ...

NICK: Hmm?

ROBBINS: I love this table.

Warrick: You know if you wanna cleanse your taste buds, I suggest you try Doc Robbins pie.
Doc Robbins: Really?
Catherine (to Warrick, who is walking away without the pie): Yeah, that's why you're... more

Dr. Al Robbins: I'll know more later.
Gil Grissom: You always tell me that.
Dr. Al Robbins: Yes, I do.

Dr. Al Robbins: You want a breast or a thigh?
Catherine Willows: It's your kitchen.

Gil: Tell me about his testicles.

Doc.: What? Wha-ugh! *sighs*