David Phillips- "When I was a waiter, back in collage. If I had three 20's in my pocket it was a good night."



Sara- "At Chuck-E-Cheese that was a good week."

I'll keep it to myself.

Nick: "You need to get a girlfriend."



SuperDave: "I'm engaged, but thank you."

Dave: Guys, we got some green fluid here. It's coming from the wound.



Nick: Damn. I think that's blood.

You'd think she'd know better than to wear white on the brides big day.

Given the circumstances, alien was not an unreasonable conclusion at the time

Why am I always the guy who has to sniff the shorts?

[to Grissom, after pulling a rubber chicken out of the mouth of a murder victim] Oh, come on. You've gotta say something. Uhh, "I suspect fowl play"; or, uh, "that's poultry... more

[about Nick] Do you think he suffered?

DAVID PHILLIPS: You know what I loved about her? She really made you feel the terror. When she was scared for her life, I was scared, too.