Hodges: 'Scuse me for interupting arts and crafts.

Greg: It's an experiment.

Hodges: Well, maybe for you. The toothpaste that Mrs Tucker ingested contained a bleaching agent, the tubes that you... more

Hey. They're not my rules.

(on the phone)
Brass: Brass.
Hodges: Yeah, it's Hodges.
Brass: Who?
Hodges: From Trace, we have a situation at the Whatifitcon.
Brass: The Whatifit-what? How'd you get this number?
Hodges: I... more

Hodges: We have a problem. It's one of the exhibitors.
Brass: Can you be more specific?
Hodges: He's dead, Jim.

Hodges (as Grissom is cleaning out his office): Okay. So this is really real. Fine. So, as your friend and colleague I feel that it is my obligation to inform you what a collosal mistake you're... more

Hodges: Well, this feels familiar. You, me, a serial killer. ... Who's he?
Grissom: Dr. Ray Langston, he's a consultant on the Dick and Jane case.
Hodges (to Langston): We usually don't need a... more

Ray: "Spread the word 'I am coming'.

Hodges: And you is gone!

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