Hodges: We might have a Brokeback Mountain situation.

Catherine: That movie made me cry.

Hodges: Me too.
It takes a real man to admit that.

Nick: What's hot, cramped, and full of everyone's hair?

Hodges: Again, It's your job to figure that stuff out

Hodges (taking over the cup from Catherine): Well, thank you, but there is no eating and drinking allowed in the lab.

Catherine: It's a urine sample.

Hodges: My bad.

Hodges: I've stopped trying to figure people out
Sara: Good idea
Hodges: I know

Hodges:Grissom and I really noodled over that one."

Hodges: I didn't page you.
Nick Stokes: No. I just figured I'd come by.
Hodges: You're checking up on me again.
Nick Stokes: No, I'm checking up on my evidence.
Hodges: Do you think if you... more

(after Grissom explains that Warrick shut Hodges down not that Warrick shut down)
Grissom (leaving): Oh, and if you ever want to talk-
Hodges (inturrupting): When's a good time...?
Grissom: We... more

HODGES: "Whoo, whoo-whoo!"

GRISSOM: " Thank you, Hodges. I can see that it's a train."

Hodges: I am a mere Padawan in the presence of the Jedi Master.

Grissom: True.

Hodges: You know in China people wear masks when they're sick, it's impolite to infect your co workers.
Nick: [walking away] Maybe you should go work in China!
Hodges: Maybe you should wear a mask!