Hodges: Heard you had a real sphincer pucker last night. So what kinda gun are you getting?
Greg: Plenty of guns at crime scenes. Cops have them, some criminalists...
Hodges: Yeah, cops make great... more

Desert or no desert, I don't care, she drowned.

Sara: "The National Missing Persons Database only lists four persons in '64 none of which were a match. It might help if we knew where he was from."

Hodges: "Do I look like the... more

Hodges: [on seeing Greg covered in spaghetti sauce] Some garlic bread, some nice Chianti maybe?
Greg: Kiss my ass. I'd like to see you crawl around a dumpster, determining the difference between... more

Hodges: If I do this, I write the article for the Journal, claiming sole credit.

Sara: Deal

David Hodges: Give me more time -- I'm not a miracle worker.

Sara Sidle: Well, that's obvious, Hodges. If you were a miracle worker, you wouldn't be rude.

David Hodges: I wasn't being... more

Hodges: What, you, uh, think I'm crazy?

Sara Sidle: Crazy is as crazy does.

Ronnie: "I don't get it, what's the thrill here? I mean, it's always beautiful women with huge breasts falling out of their shirts, getting slashed up."

Wendy: "I don't have huge... more

Hodges: Hey your kid was a boozer. BAC was three times the normal limit

Nick: Yeah. His friend said that they crashed his teenage sister's kegger.

Hodges: How old were you when you first got... more

You're tempting fate! You know you should never try on someone else's engagement ring, hold the Oscar, or use the excuse your Grandmother died when she really didn't.