Sara: "Hodges, here’s the problem."

Hodges: "You know, that’s just what mum says when all I ask is to come home for Thanksgiving."

Hodges: You cant pay me enough to rub
cream on some old guys butt rash!

(regarding a squirrel autopsy)
Grissom: Go ahead, you can sew him up.
Hodges: Will do. And I'll notify next of kin, too.

Grissom: If you need someone to talk to...
Hodges: Yeah. When's a good time?
Grissom: We have a psycologist here on Tuesdays and Thursdays

his insides are on the outside

[about an elastic plastic]
Grissom: What's it found in?
Hodges: Greg-Sanders-wear.

Hodges: 'Funtain'?

Greg: I'm Norwegian. Thats how my people spell it.

(About a wad of hair found in a drain. Hodges thinks it smells woodsy)

Grissom:: You sniffed it?
Hodges:: That disgust you?
Grissom:: No. Actually it's the first thing you've ever done to... more

Hodges: The Nose has arrived!
Sara: Hodges has the genetic quirk?
Hodges: It's a blessing ... and a curse.

(Playing a Dukes of Hazzard game and Greg takes the safer route)
Hodges: I kinda miss the old Greg. Ugly t-shirts, goofy hair, semi-pornographic magazines...
Greg: Yeah, well, at least I had a... more