So I know that I've never said this to you guys before, but ... hide the evidence.

The eternal question: Why did the man in the raccoon suit cross the road?

Doc: "Her ankles are swollen'' (referring to the corpse)
Catherine: "Well have you ever tried shakin your ass in 6 inch heels?"
Doc: Gives her a funny look
Catherine: "Don't... more

Grissom-"What do you see here?" (points to screen)
Catherine-"A six foot work aholic."
Grissom-"Oh sorry." (moves out of her way)

Gil Grissom: And ... what are you doing about it now?
Sara Sidle: Going back to the girl. I left her in the car.
(Grissom looks at her. Catherine can't believe what she's hearing.)
Sara... more

Catherine: You're confronting suspects before the evidence is processed. You're flying solo, cutting me out. What's going on?
Nick: Okay. There are some people you're supposed to be able to trust,... more

Catherine Willows: Well, when we have a problem, I don't paint Greg Sanders in latex and stick a straw up his nose.

Gil Grissom: Good. He'd probably like it.

Warrick: Whatever happened to ‘You cross the tape, you go the distance?’

Catherine: I was probably saying that to get you to service my needs at the time.

There's one thing you learn on this job is that human beings are capable of anything.

Catherine: (to Grissom)What do you see??
Grissom: Nothing
Catherine:What do you need??
Grissom: A punchline
Brass:Ba duh duh