Catherine: (To Bouncer) Hello.
Bouncer: The cover's 25 bucks each.
Brass (pointing at his badge): I got a coupon.

Hey, coffee boy. Where's my DNA? Cigarette butt? Match book time-delay device? Hair spray? Any of this sound familiar?"
"Bags under the eyes, coffee cups, stress face. Any of this look... more

We're in a David Lynch movie. Where's the dwarf?

Grissom: I got one of these chem labs when I was six. I almost blew up the whole house.

Catherine: I hope you can return it 'cause, uh, Lindsey doesn't want a party.

Grissom: Yeah, what kid... more

Sara: you caught HIV after raping her,your gonna die
Catherine (talking to suspect):So you raped her, then you killed her...
Sara:So she killed you back

Catherine: Hey Greg. you up for a bite?
[Greg laughs maniacally]
Greg: [soberly] No. I am on antibiotics, I had a tetanus shot. I'm having a pretty bad year.
Catherine: Oh it's only a bad year if... more

Catherine: Hey you.
Warrick: Hey.
Catherine: How... are you holding up?
Warrick: I'm fine.
Catherine: You sure?
Warrick: Yeah.
Catherine: You're in the women's bathroom.
Warrick: [laughs] Oh,... more

Catherine: Tough shift.
Greg: You did say "shift", right?

Brass:: Did you hear the one about the comedian who died onstage?
Catherine:: Ba-dum-bum
Brass:: I'll be here all week.

Warrick: Whatever happened to, "You cross the tape, you go the distance."?
Catherine: I was probably saying that to get you to service my needs at the time.