You know, every time I think about leaving this job, a guy like you comes along and reminds me why I can't.

Catherine: "Ok Jim. Come on, give it up. I know you know something about Grissom and Lady Heather."

Brass: "I know something a lot juicier than Grissom and Lady Heather."

(Captain Brass and Catherine walk up to Lady Heather's house and knock on the door)

Lady Heather: "This isn't a good time."

Brass: "We have a warrant to search your house. And... more

Don't underestimate the power of the ass.

Grissom: "I can't tell whether he's brilliant or nuts. "

Brass: "Sound familiar?"

Brass: "Hey, look what I found: a knife with blood on it."

Grissom: "Hey, look what I found: dead guy."

[about the team] Let me put it this way - I'd want them investigating my murder.

[Grissom wanders off]

Brass: "Where's he going?"

Catherine: "Let's just hope he stops."

*
"I don't want to waste time screwing around with this nutcase. I'm going to get some bleach and drip it on her until she gives up the location. And they can't accuse us of police... more

Jim Brass: Hockey, rough game.
Gil Grissom: Yeah, it's murder.