[Grissom hangs up cell phone]

Brass: Sherriff?

Grissom: Yeah. He calls me every hour. I can't get anything done.

Brass: It's every half hour for me

Jim Brass: I think every new hire should experience an autopsy on their first night.

Warrick: Your way of getting back at a guy is to beat him to death?

Suspect: That's boxing

Brass: No, that's murder

Move Goer: If you ask me, anybody who leaves their phone on in a movie deserves to get stabbed in the head.

Jim Brass: That's why nobody asked you.

Amber Durgee: That is the craziest thing I’ve ever heard.

Jim Brass: Wouldn’t even make my top ten.

The poor sap was slumped over like a sack of potatoes, oozing out blood like a bottle of broken ketchup.

Jim: Well if he didnt do it, how did his hammer end up with Brian's blood on it?

Sara: Clothing 85 dollars
Earings 30 dollars
Coffee 4 dollars
Getting away with... more

[approaching a club]

Guard at Door: Twenty-five dollars. Each.

Captain Jim Brass: [pointing to his badge] I got a coupon.

Hello Xena.

Oh, 4,000. The new 50.