Well at least the driver was sober, I can't say the same about the boatload of high school kids he was driving around town. Listen to the wonderful statements I got, "We go errrr dude goes ahhhh... more

...mostly conventions, concerts...we're cheap, easy and open 24/7" (printer service owner)
"Like my ex-wife

OK one cent, thats enough!!

Grissom: You know what they say about looks
Brass: They can be decieving?
Grissom: They can kill.

A warrant has been issued against a lawyer to search his house
lawyer: Hey I just washed the carpet could you at least remove your shoes!!!???

Brass: Oh Please! I sleep in those shoes

Catherine: (To Bouncer) Hello.
Bouncer: The cover's 25 bucks each.
Brass (pointing at his badge): I got a coupon.

Stabbed and then hanged. I guess he wasn't dead enough".

Brass:: Did you hear the one about the comedian who died onstage?
Catherine:: Ba-dum-bum
Brass:: I'll be here all week.

(to Scott Shelton) I've been waiting three, no make that five days to do this.

We go, 'Errr ', dude goes 'Aah', we go bam, dude goes, 'Waah